Zombie Rehab

In a world where the undead aren't just craving brains-they're craving acceptance-Dr. Linda Monroe attempts the impossible: rehabilitating zombies through a hilariously twisted twelve-step program. Join Frank, the perpetually suing lawyer; Mindy, an overenthusiastic zombie cheerleader; Gary, a war veteran with brain cravings; and Doug, whose insatiable hunger might doom humanity-or save it. From group therapy disasters to undead dating mishaps, this satirical adventure exposes society's prejudice, bureaucratic incompetence, and the surprisingly human struggles of being undead. Prepare for a laugh-out-loud journey into chaos, conspiracy, and zombie rights activism. "Zombie Rehab" is not just a book; it's a revolution with bite!