No Bones About It

So far, my first demon hunting mission with Zhen has gone thusly: 1) We came in for one job. It was not one job. And all of our nice, conventional weapons aren't working. (Zhen is right, EFTs suck ) 2) A crash course in Monocan legends and medicine. (Probably the best part of this trip.) 3) The bond plays a painful game of yo-yo with us. (Which means I'm getting dragged into fights I'd rather skip.) 4) Houdou are maybe addicted to peanut butter. (How was I to know?!) If this is how all of Zhen's cases go, we need to solve the bond issue stat, 'cause me and bullets do not mix well. Tags: Magically bonded, chosen family, Kris and Zhen actually communicate, whole story is just mindless violence and fluff, Zhen is a walking green flag, Chinese mythology, Monocan mythology, multicultural romance, part time soulmates, full time problem, relationship negotiations, it's a hot mess but they're trying dammit, Evil Flying things NOT for the win, Dead Eye Kris, Zhen is turned on by Kris shooting, emotional realizations are never fun, Zhen rides a Huodou, this is a match made in heh Hell, archery for the win, only a barn was harmed in the making of this story, Kris might have sicced the Huodou on her sister's fiance, but to be fair he had it coming

So far, my first demon hunting mission with Zhen has gone thusly: 1) We came in for one job. It was not one job. And all of our nice, conventional weapons aren't working. (Zhen is right, EFTs suck ) 2) A crash course in Monocan legends and medicine. (Probably the best part of this trip.) 3) The bond plays a painful game of yo-yo with us. (Which means I'm getting dragged into fights I'd rather skip.) 4) Houdou are maybe addicted to peanut butter. (How was I to know?!) If this is how all of Zhen's cases go, we need to solve the bond issue stat, 'cause me and bullets do not mix well. Tags: Magically bonded, chosen family, Kris and Zhen actually communicate, whole story is just mindless violence and fluff, Zhen is a walking green flag, Chinese mythology, Monocan mythology, multicultural romance, part time soulmates, full time problem, relationship negotiations, it's a hot mess but they're trying dammit, Evil Flying things NOT for the win, Dead Eye Kris, Zhen is turned on by Kris shooting, emotional realizations are never fun, Zhen rides a Huodou, this is a match made in heh Hell, archery for the win, only a barn was harmed in the making of this story, Kris might have sicced the Huodou on her sister's fiance, but to be fair he had it coming