Leasing

David, like every other rock-bottom soul, runs out of options and ends up working at Victoria Lawn-the raunchiest, most dysfunctional apartment complex in the suburbs of Southern California. After finding the body of a deceased resident with a similar backstory, David is forced to navigate a revolving turd-world of death and sex and violence. Will he make it out alive or will property take him like it's taken so many others? Leasing is the hilariously are-you-freaking-kidding-me? story of one man's struggle to protect himself and the downtrodden characters he's forced to co-exist with from being crushed by the corporate powers that be.... "Wild, sharp, and hilarious, the stories in Leasing refuse to be confined by the walls they exist within-D.T. Robbins is a force to be reckoned with."- CHELSEA HODSON, editor of Rose Books and author of Tonight I'm Someone Els e "Fast, fun, and fully grounded, Leasing is a no-nipples dive into a low-rent lifestyle. It sprints and crackles. Glistens and heaves. D.T. Robbins is a bold voice-an exhilarating raconteur."- BRIAN ALLEN CARR, author of Bad Foundations " Leasing is a buck wild novel about the dead-end jobs we endure in our ridiculous quest to stay alive. It's a little like The Florida Project set in Southern California, or Harry Crews writing an episode of The Office while high on acid, only the office is in hell, and the acid is actually PCP. D.T. Robbins is the patron saint of fuckups, and his sick, perverted world will make you holy."- KEVIN MALONEY, author of Horse Girl Fever

David, like every other rock-bottom soul, runs out of options and ends up working at Victoria Lawn-the raunchiest, most dysfunctional apartment complex in the suburbs of Southern California. After finding the body of a deceased resident with a similar backstory, David is forced to navigate a revolving turd-world of death and sex and violence. Will he make it out alive or will property take him like it's taken so many others? Leasing is the hilariously are-you-freaking-kidding-me? story of one man's struggle to protect himself and the downtrodden characters he's forced to co-exist with from being crushed by the corporate powers that be.... "Wild, sharp, and hilarious, the stories in Leasing refuse to be confined by the walls they exist within-D.T. Robbins is a force to be reckoned with."- CHELSEA HODSON, editor of Rose Books and author of Tonight I'm Someone Els e "Fast, fun, and fully grounded, Leasing is a no-nipples dive into a low-rent lifestyle. It sprints and crackles. Glistens and heaves. D.T. Robbins is a bold voice-an exhilarating raconteur."- BRIAN ALLEN CARR, author of Bad Foundations " Leasing is a buck wild novel about the dead-end jobs we endure in our ridiculous quest to stay alive. It's a little like The Florida Project set in Southern California, or Harry Crews writing an episode of The Office while high on acid, only the office is in hell, and the acid is actually PCP. D.T. Robbins is the patron saint of fuckups, and his sick, perverted world will make you holy."- KEVIN MALONEY, author of Horse Girl Fever