Jocelynn Drake og Aj Sherwood Wanted

Welcome to E.V.I.L! (Every Villain is Legendary.) Mission Guidelines: Be evil. (Except, y'know, when someone's in trouble, or might need a rescue out of an open grave, things like that.) Adopt new members. (At least, Fenric would love to keep the sexy bard, but would Lirion even want to join them?) Retrieve Fenric's mother's stolen treasures (and beat up the heroes who stole them if possible) Rescue Lirion's sister and wait, what do you mean breaking up a sex ring and helping a village from being overrun by finfolk LOWERED our villain rankings overnight? Future Goals: climb the villain rankings, find a lair, get revenge, and trash talk The Box Welcome and try not to die (but if you do our necromancer will raise you). This book contains: questionable baking practices, Tub Time(TM), and emotional support pecs. Tags: LitRPG, gay romance, shapeshifting, high fantasy, possessed clubs, accidental poisonings, chosen family, heroes vs. villains, band of brothers, a shapeshifting rogue, an elf necromancer, a loquacious barbarian, a warlock with a talking stick, a half-merman pirate, a poisonous Puppy, quest of vengeance, Fenric's not sure how he became the mother hen of the group, Maxie doesn't need more seduction lessons, Lirion begs to differ, Tub Time is sacred, incompetence can be sexy, apparently, High Seas Hijinks, another example of a bard f*cking his way in AND out of trouble, if villain bad, why hot?, calling all passengers: Hop on board, the shenanigan ship is about to sail! Skelebabies Trigger Warnings: sex ring (that they break up)